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Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look
at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed
the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes
men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed
that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and
$tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t
think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can
ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on
The Reply:
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy
are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do
NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble
task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through
the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out
of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start,
they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes a
bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her,
and the blonde takes the car door.
They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest.
At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead
and ask her why she brought the food. She replies, "Well, in
case I get hungry I'll have something to eat."
They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead
and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided
to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got
thirsty I'll have something to drink." They all decide that's
a good idea, too.
Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and
ask her why on earth she would take the car door. She replies,
"Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front
of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As
he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off
the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed
his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman
pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just
picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would
never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving,
the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't
believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so
focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing
from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck
hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for a week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you forever and do ANYTHING you want." Again, the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer scientist. I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day,
while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They
were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted
that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave
them six wishes. He told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest
were females.
The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet.
One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with
his second wish.
He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females
as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and
he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had
wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his
head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the
world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the
world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr.
Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish
that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!